People

You gotta hate ppl sometimes. For whatever reason you have. There's always different reasons for hating ppl.

But you just have to love ppl sometimes. Coz some ppl say some retardedly random things that make you shake your head and die holding in your laughter. Here's 2 reasons why I love ppl.


1. At Walmart. Talking to a worker
Darlene: Hi, where could we find the juicers.
Worker: Oh.. uhh..umm.. the things that make juice, right?
(slow clap)

2. At a house party for my lil sis Marie's birthday. Random dude comes up to my brother, Jayd..
Dude: Yo... were you at a Batman screening last year???
Jayd, clueless, denies the whole thing
Dude: I swear you look exactly like this guy that was there..
Jayd, still clueless and speechless
Dude's FRIEND:(arrives out of NOwhere) yea man.. I actually thought it was you too

seriously??? lol...we were dyyyyyyyyyyyyying.. why were we dying?
1. why was it so important to figure out if Jayd was the guy at the Batman screening?
2. I wanna know WHAT this Jayd look-alike did at a Batman screening that enticed these 2 dudes so much..
3. does that mean when Jayd walked into the party, these 2 guys stopped what they were doing.. looked at each other and pondered if Jayd was THE guy? So Dude 1 and Dude 2 came up with a plan on how to approach him? Dude 2's job was to provide reassurance so that Dude 1 wouldn't look like a moron in case Jayd wasn't the PHENOM OF A MAN that Mr. Batman-Screening was.


I love people!


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GSL